Minimalist Coffee Cup - "I’m Like My Coffee, Dark and Bitter" Crewneck Sweatshirt
This midweight crewneck brings a quiet, coffee-shop confidence to slow mornings and late-night study sessions. The minimalist sketch of a pour-over and the line “I’m like my coffee, dark and bitter” reads like a private joke shared with your favorite mug — wry, warm, and a little unapologetic. Lightweight enough for layering, yet substantial in weave, it settles into a relaxed silhouette thanks to dropped shoulders and ribbed cuffs. Wear it on crisp mornings with jeans and a beanie, or pull it on for a cozy evening of reading and record-playing. It’s for people who savor the ritual of coffee, the dry humor that comes with it, and the comfort of a sweatshirt that ages into a favorite.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (color variations apply)
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd², 285 g/m²) with classic fit
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed silhouette
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch-and-recovery
- Tear-away label; tubular knit (no side seams) and REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Minimalist Coffee Cup - "I’m Like My Coffee, Dark and Bitter" Crewneck Sweatshirt
This midweight crewneck brings a quiet, coffee-shop confidence to slow mornings and late-night study sessions. The minimalist sketch of a pour-over and the line “I’m like my coffee, dark and bitter” reads like a private joke shared with your favorite mug — wry, warm, and a little unapologetic. Lightweight enough for layering, yet substantial in weave, it settles into a relaxed silhouette thanks to dropped shoulders and ribbed cuffs. Wear it on crisp mornings with jeans and a beanie, or pull it on for a cozy evening of reading and record-playing. It’s for people who savor the ritual of coffee, the dry humor that comes with it, and the comfort of a sweatshirt that ages into a favorite.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (color variations apply)
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd², 285 g/m²) with classic fit
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed silhouette
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch-and-recovery
- Tear-away label; tubular knit (no side seams) and REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
